Britain's exports fell by £19.5 billion or 6.9% in January, when by all economic expectations they should have been powering ahead thanks to the WEAK POUND. Our balance of payments deficit for the YEAR now stands at £8 billion. These figures show that the so-called recovery has not been sustained.
LIBTHINGY'S ECONOMIC GURU, VINCENT CABLE, (pictured) said, "These figures are FUCKING TERRIBLE. If I was Chancellor, which won't happen by the way, I'd have to give someone a good talking to. These are the worst figures since, er, the last time. CHARLES, pour me another large one"!
