Rumours are tonight sweeping the EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT in STRASBOURG, that SWEDISH SEX-KITTEN, ULRIKA JOHNSSON may allegedly be the secret LOVE CHILD of new EU Supremos, HERBERT VON ROMPUY AND BARONESS ASHTON.
Similarities were noticed by an eagle eyed photographer who saw that the three , HAVE TURKEY NECKS, a common hereditary condition in LOVE CHILDREN.
PRESIDENT VON ROMPUY has tonight denied the rumour saying," I would love to give ASHERS one, but we only met recently". BARONESS ASHTON refused to comment but a spokesman said,"fuck off. If she was going to screw anyone it would be Gordy."
