FAT, SPECCY, GAY, LABOUR LEADER IN GLASGOW RESIGNS!

UPDATE TO UPATE: IT'S OK.  IT SEEMS HE'S JUST A NUT-JOB!


UPDATE:  PURCELL was in a drink and drugs REHAB CLINIC in PEEBLES over the weekend.  Is it the DRUGS or the BEVVY.  The PUBLIC have the right to know!



The Leader of Glasgow City Council, STEVEN PURCELL, resigned today after allegedly having a furious row with Scottish Secretary, JIM MURPHY, over the conducting of Scottish Labour's Election strategy.

PURCELL was seen as one of the 'RISING STARS' of the Labour party in Scotland so it poses the interesting question, WHY ARE LABOUR POLITICIANS SO FUCKING UGLY?

WORLD'S HAIRIEST MAN TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY

Yu Zhenhuan, 32, from the northern Chinese province of Liaoning, has announced his intention to have surgery in a bid to turn himself into a television personality. Mr Yu, who has hair on 96 per cent of his body due to a hormone imbalance, made the decision after failing to win the role of The Monkey King in a TV adaptation of Journey to the West.

"I thought I was the best candidate, as I look like a monkey and my nickname is monkey man," the Daily Telegraph reported him as saying. "I read through the book and found professional hair dressers to make me into a real monkey man".

"But I failed the audition because I am not good looking enough"!

EXPECT TO SEE HIM APPEARING WITH ANT AND DEC ON A SHOW NEAR YOU ANYTIME!