After BANKRUPTING the country, the NULABOUR BASTARDS are shutting the pubs between THREE O'CLOCK AND SIX O'CLOCK!
In a RETROGRADE STEP after they introduced 24 hour drinking which has proved to be SUCH A SUCCESS with many wine bars being opened despite the recession where one can go for a glass of wine in a convivial atmosphere with no swearing or violence. This has been reflected in the civilised manner in which people go home after the pubs and clubs have closed. It used to be the case that people would DRINK TO EXCESS and would be worse for wear when the pubs shut at eleven o'clock however that all changed when pub hours were extended. Now people who may want another refreshment after they have been drinking for six hours or so at three o'clock will be forced out on the streets where fights may ensue over TAXIS and whether their young lady is a WHORE or not.
Thankfully if Tories get in after the next election, call me Dave says that he will keep it the same, (he thinks, depending on the polls).
