Friday, 5 February 2010

NOW THE SCOTCH BASTARD IS CLOSING THE PUBS!



After BANKRUPTING the country, the NULABOUR BASTARDS are shutting the pubs between THREE O'CLOCK AND SIX O'CLOCK!

In a RETROGRADE STEP after they introduced 24 hour drinking which has proved to be SUCH A SUCCESS with many wine bars being opened despite the recession where one can go for  a glass of wine in a convivial atmosphere with no swearing or violence.  This has been reflected in the civilised manner in which people go home after the pubs and clubs have closed.  It used to be the case that people would DRINK TO EXCESS and would be worse for wear when the pubs shut at eleven o'clock however that all changed when pub hours were extended.  Now people who may want another refreshment after they have been drinking for six hours or so at three o'clock will be forced out on the streets where fights may ensue over TAXIS and whether their young lady is a WHORE or not.

Thankfully if Tories get in after the next election, call me Dave says that he will keep it the same, (he thinks, depending on the polls).

6 comments:

aka Grappin said...
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Dark Lochnagar said...

Comment deleted, why? I hate it when people do that. Say what you want, I don't bite!

HeadsonPoles said...

I wish they'd make their fucking minds up the lying bastards.
Won't be any pubs left to worry about soon - is that their ulitmate plan?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, the trouble is that no-one has any money so they get well tanked up before they go out on cheap supermarket booze so they end up pished out their skulls at 1am. When I was a boy, the clubs had to give you something to eat if they wanted a late license. It sounds a bit archaic but if you stopped drinking for 20 minutes and got some soup or a pie and beans it helped to sober you up and a lot of people stopped drinking when they got something to eat and didn't start again.

aka Grappin said...

Dearie me you are a tetchy Scottisher - I posted my comment to the wrong blog, that's all.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Grappers, try and pay attention! You see the thing is that I keep 10 posts up on the top page at a time. Most people only comment on the top three and as I ALWAYS answer a commenter out of Scottish good manners, I know that if a post further down has got an even number of comments it is usually up to date unlees 2 or 4 people have commented, which is unusual on an old post. Are you following me so far, cause I think I'm lost! Now I could delete it entirely but I don't like doing that because I pride myself that there is no moderation on this blog even when I get you uppity English twats on. The other reason that I don't delete it is that I am a lazy twat who can't even be arsed checking my comments for typos and I am a shite typer. That is why there is so many mistakes. I do check the post for spelling or the wrong use of the word like there and their but it is amazing how many times National Newspapers will make mistakes like that, that you don't always pick up but they should, the useless fuckers. Now does that answer your question? ;-)