Michael Moore is the new Scottish Secretary. To paraphrase the old 'Smokie' hit 'Living Next Door to Alice', "Michael, Michael, who the FUCK IS MICHAEL"?
This Coalition thing is OK, but there are people getting promoted above their capabilities. I mean Danny Alexander taking over from Laws at the Treasury! Now I'm sure the boy is no numpty, but for fuck's sake, GIE US A BREAK!
There must be Libthingies all over the country, who thought they were on a nice wee earner, serving as a Libthingie MP for 30 years in a nice rural seat, SHITEING THEMSELVES in case they get promoted! Anyway what's wrong with ALAN REID, MP for Argyll? I went to school with him. GIVE HIM A JOB!
