HUNTINGTON USA TELLS JAMIE OLIVER TO GO HOME AND BTW-STICK YOUR LETTUCE UP YOUR ARSE!

Huntington, West Virginia, is a small city nestled along the bank of the Ohio River.  It has  been recently crowned the fattest city in the U.S., which is the developed world’s most unhealthy country.
Huge teenagers slope about on street corners, smoking and drinking fizzy drinks, (SMOKING A FIZZY DRINK AIN'T EASY),  from enormous containers. More shocking, though, is that no one’s staring. Not even covertly. Because fat is normal here. Almost half the population is clinically obese, (who gives a fuck, they're insured, Ed).

Which is why Jamie Oliver, (annoying cockney fucker!),  chose it as the setting for his controversial new TV series, Jamie’s Food Revolution — currently causing a stir in America — in which he tackles the city’s dire eating habits by changing school meals, educating parents and setting up a ‘non-profit cooking education centre’ to teach people how to shop for and cook healthy meals.
However people in the FAIR TOWN have told OLIVER to FUCK OFF HOME where he belongs and while he's at it, he can stick HIS LETTUCE UP HIS LIMEY ARSEHOLE!

SEEMS FAIR ENOUGHT TO ME!