The Lord fatty Foulkes M.S.P. is to be of some use for the first time in his whisky sodden life as he is named as Captain of the SCOTTISH SHITE TALKING TEAM FOR THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS!THE National Conversation's document on foreign affairs is a "blueprint" for First Minister Alex Salmond to be made Secretary-General of the United Nations, it has been claimed by the Lord Foulkes, known to his friends as FUCK-PIG FOULKES.
"Mr Salmond's ego is so huge that you can imagine this section was drafted by him in the vain hope he might be able to take such a role," Lord Foulkes said.
A spokesman for Mr Salmond said: "It's wonderful to welcome Labour to the National Conversation – and excellent that they are accepting Scotland will become an independent nation."
Does the FAT FUCKER really just say the first thing that comes in to his DRINK SODDEN BRAIN?
