Parliament's expenses watchdog today insisted it would not step back from its duty to protect taxpayers' money, after David Cameron backed MPs' complaints about the tough new regime it has introduced.
The Prime Minister last night branded the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority's rules 'anti-family' and warned that it must improve by April or he would force changes.
A letter to David Cameron, Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
OI! CAMERON! Is power going to your head already? The fucking clue is in the name, INDEPENDENT! If you don't like it you can shove it up your arse, because we are fed up taking shite from the establishment, of which you are a part. Your expenses from last year amounting to £14 million, haven't been passed by the auditors and you want to shoot the fucking messenger?
If you think the students gave you trouble, wait until you see their parents, we taught the little turds, (well I didn't because I don't have any), but I'm sure you'll take my meaning. No point in water cannon, because we're coming to get you fuckers in wetsuits and we're bringing plenty of rope. Tell the Rozzers to stand well back as some of our number are ex-Afghanistan and Iraq and they are tooled up for action. Any shite from those bastards, who should be on our side anyway and there will be severe repercussions.
You Sir, are a public servant, nominally, and you would do well to remember it.
Yours faithfully
The Electorate.
