Showing posts with label RAMADAN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RAMADAN. Show all posts

Saturday, 24 December 2011

A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM AN ENTHUSIASTIC ATHEIST

A merry Christmas to all my readers!

I am as most of you know, not a person with any religious beliefs.   I am currently engaged in a battle of words on SHITEBOOK with some prick who used to be in the US Marine Corps.  The vitriol is dripping from his laptop as he calls me all sorts of things because I merely asked for some sympathy, because as an atheist, I and others of a similar belief, have religion shoved down our throats all year round.  It is of course worse at this time of year in a Christian country when we get all this immaculate conception pish.

The Priests of this particular religion run about in their frocks, salivating with their enthusiasm for the fact that for one day a year, some of these so-called Christians may turn up for a midnight service, pished out their skull and proceed to fall asleep and snore all the way through the happy-clappy carols.  I've no doubt at some time in the future, our Government will insist on us celebrating Ramadan and make Barmitzvahs compulsory along with compulsory prick surgery for young boys in case our gentile foreskins offend Jewish women.  Pig eating will be banned, of course.  It is a strange religion, is it not, that bans it's adherents from eating certain foods?

Well have a nice day anyway.  I'll be doing it native Spanish tonight with a meal at midnight and then lunch tomorrow with not a turkey in sight.  Mind you I like a bit of turkey!

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

MUSLIM CHILDREN BANNED FROM SWIMMING DURING RAMADAN IN CASE THEY SWALLOW WATER AND BREAK THEIR FAST!


Swimming lessons in some Staffordshire schools should stop during Ramadan to ensure Muslim pupils "do not swallow water", a council has suggested.
Stoke-on-Trent City Council has issued an 11-page Ramadan guide for schools to help pupils who may be fasting when the school year starts in September.
It said swimming was acceptable to Muslims but posed a high risk of swallowing water that may break a fast.

FUCK ME!  I thought we were getting rid of this shite.  IS IT OK IF THEY SPIT IT OUT?  (I was going to make a comment about girls and gays there but I better not.)

h/t don't call me Dave