PRIVATE SECURITY FIRMS PAID £MILLIONS TO GUARD POLICE STATIONS!

Figures have revealed police forces spend £23million on private security to protect their stations and headquarters.

YOU REALLY COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!

WHY NOT VOTING SNP COULD QUITE LITERALLY BE THE DEATH OF YOU!

As most of you who read this PILE OF SHITE are aware I have been in for a reasonably major operation over the last few days.  As I don't like to bore, (aye that'll be fucking right, ED), just let me say that I HAVE BEEN AMAZED at the level of care and the PROFESSIONALISM shown by all the staff in AYR HOSPITAL.
When I was wheeled down to the one of six operating theatres, my overwhelming feeling was how many people were working there just for little old me.  They all seemed to be going about their individual tasks efficiently and with a sense of purpose and I remember thinking just before I went under, FUCK ME, this must be costing a fortune!
Anyway to cut a long story short, after the operation, (which went well BTW), because of a few probs I have with my heart, I was taken into 'HIGH DEPENDENCY'.  There at all times there was one STAFF NURSE for every two patients.  Next door in INTENSIVE CARE it was one on one.  As you progressed up the levels of care it gradually became one in three and so on. 

Anyway to get to the moral of my tale.  If you're ever in Hospital for a serious operation, yes you might think, how much is all this costing?  But, instead you will just be glad that the NHS is there for you and you are being looked after to an extremely high standard.  As they wheel you into the operating theatre, you won't be worrying about how much money is being spent on the ROADS/POLICE/EDUCATION etc., you'll only be thankful that in SCOTLAND we have a SNP GOVERNMENT who has pledged to look after health and stand against THE CUTS OF THE WESTMINSTER PARTIES.  So for your own good, please vote SNP if you can on Thursday, it could quite literally be a LIFE OR DEATH DECISION!

SO IT STARTS-TICKETLESS TICKETS TODAY, EMBEDDED MICROCHIPS TOMORROW!

Sophisticated technology would not only consign the paper ticket to history, but would also make redundant, touch-in-touch-out cards, such as the Oyster used in London.  Instead passengers would board buses and trains equipped with readers which capable of monitoring their journey from the tags and charging them the correct fare automatically. 

"It will make using public transport much faster,' said Jeremy Acklam one of the authors of the research.  "The technology would reduce boarding time on buses," he added.  The electronic tag could be fitted as a chip on a plastic card - which would remain in the passenger's pocket - or be embedded into a mobile phone.

After of course everyone gets used to the 'oh so convenient chip in their phone' which allows them to pay for their transport tickets there will come the reasoning, "WHY DON'T WE JUST EMBED THE CHIP IN YOUR BODY" like we do with cats or dogs and then it will 'be so convenient' for you to TRAVEL, BANK, SHOP, MOVE BETWEEN EU COUNTRIES and OF COURSE THE NATIONAL POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE.  They won't of course tell you that if you are a TROUBLEMAKER, or run a BLOG that doesn't suit their politics, THEN YOUR CHIP WILL BE SHUT DOWN.  That of course will mean that you aren't able to TRAVEL, BANK, SHOP, MOVE BETWEEN EU COUNTRIES but of course the NATIONAL POLICE WILL STILL BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU!

Not for me thanks.  But then again I don't have any children.  I or mine won't be affected by the NEW WORLD ORDER.  WILL YOURS?  My ancestors didn't die fighting for my freedoms to let the EU or the NWO or TECHNOLOGY, enslave me now!