A WEE VIEW OF MURCIA

XMAS DINNER FOR £2.89 EACH FOR YOU TIGHT BASTARDS!

Now purely as a service for you Christians, (I am a Humanist and anyway will be in Spain for Xmas), I provide you with a way to have your Xmas dinner for £2.89 each.

Now I know that  some of you will not be spending even this much, Banned, because I think he might be a tight bastard, Harbinger because he's skint (although he has many talents and shouldn't be), Tiger because he's a millionaire, Toni and Publes because they're Scottish and wouldn't spent that much on a Christian festival.

So, my friends, although I will be here for another 5 weeks or so, before I winter in the balmy, Costa Calida, (where it will be 20c), I wish you a merry Christmas, (I refuse to say Happy Holidays in a Christian country).  It is a little early I know, but that is the current trend, Xmas in August and all that.

 For all of you here enduring the early dark, the snow and cold, may I remind you that you can get cheap flights to Murcia, over Xmas if you book now.  I'll pick you up (If you pay my diesel) and I'll get you somewhere nice to stay at a good rate.  Contact me at  spainpropertymangement@live.co.uk

Look forward to meeting you!

HASTA APPROXIMA AMIGOS_ESTOY IENDO A ESPAÑA.

It is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you that I am off to Spain tomorrow for six weeks to try and catch the last of the summer that we didn't get in Scotland.

Away to Mazarrón, near Murcia to do the house up, so I won't get much time to sit in the sun, much.  Hopefully this time, my fucking laptop won't blow up and I have turned the 'data while roaming' off on my phone, so I won't get a £500 bill from Orange when I come back.

Once I get a phone line of sorts, or at least what passes for a phone line in Spain, I'll be back to being the annoying bastard that you all know.  As we are driving there is WIFI in most of the hotels we are staying in and the neighbours have just put a satellite phone in so I might be able to nick some of his.

Please keep the arguments going in my absence and I'll try to keep up!  Oh and I've been promised tickets for the Spain v Scotland game in Alicante in October.  If anyone is looking for a cheap house or good cheap accommodation, give me a shout and I'll scout something out for you when I'm over.