Carol singing. A very strange thing to do when you don't believe in Christ.
I spent an enjoyable hour, fortified by mulled wine, mumbling some Xmas carols, which I remembered from my childhood. I do admit that though that the enthusiasm of a true Christian is quite something to behold. How can they imagine that some child born in a manger is the greatest thing in 2000 years?
Very strange!
RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Showing posts with label BLAIRS XMAS CARD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BLAIRS XMAS CARD. Show all posts
Monday, 19 December 2011
Thursday, 3 November 2011
XMAS DINNER FOR £2.89 EACH FOR YOU TIGHT BASTARDS!
Now purely as a service for you Christians, (I am a Humanist and anyway will be in Spain for Xmas), I provide you with a way to have your Xmas dinner for £2.89 each.
Now I know that some of you will not be spending even this much, Banned, because I think he might be a tight bastard, Harbinger because he's skint (although he has many talents and shouldn't be), Tiger because he's a millionaire, Toni and Publes because they're Scottish and wouldn't spent that much on a Christian festival.
So, my friends, although I will be here for another 5 weeks or so, before I winter in the balmy, Costa Calida, (where it will be 20c), I wish you a merry Christmas, (I refuse to say Happy Holidays in a Christian country). It is a little early I know, but that is the current trend, Xmas in August and all that.
For all of you here enduring the early dark, the snow and cold, may I remind you that you can get cheap flights to Murcia, over Xmas if you book now. I'll pick you up (If you pay my diesel) and I'll get you somewhere nice to stay at a good rate. Contact me at spainpropertymangement@live.co.uk
Friday, 24 December 2010
THE BLAIRS' CARD HAS ARRIVED!
At least that was the card most people got. I got sent this shit, (may contain porn)
Apologies if anyone's offended!
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