BROWN TO FULFILL JACKSON O2 CONCERTS

(Thanks to TRACTOR STATS for the photo) PRIME MINISTER, Gordon Brown or "COOL" JACKSON BROWN", as he now wants to be known is working hard rehearsing to fulfill the 02 concerts of the late MICHAEL JACKSON.

"I DON'T WANT THE KIDS LET DOWN, MAN" enthused a pent up PM. "I believe it is the purpose of Government to keep the people happy".

He is seen above rehearsing his current hit song, sang to the tune of "Billy Jean" entitled MANDY DEAR IS NOT A QUEER....
HE'S JUST THE MAN WHO'S UP MY BUM!

There are reports that Cool Jackson is trying to get the original members of his quintet together for one last concert run. The members of the COOL JACKSON FIVE include JOHN PRESCOTT, JACK STRAW, MARGARET BECKETT and HAZEL "THE YAPPY BASTARD" BLEARS.

Support acts including topnotchers like SUSAN BOYLE and ED "KARIOKE" BALLS may also be appearing.

LILY ALLAN SHOWS HER CLASS OVER JACKSON

LILY ALLAN, who I believe is some sort of junky singer, shows her class on TITTER with her reaction to the death of MICHAEL JACKSON.





I suppose we are going to get a load of SHITE for a week about how great JACKSON WAS.





So O.K. he had a few good hits 20 odd years ago, but he was a FUCKING NUTJOB! He was undoubtedly a PHAEDOPHILE and all the operations he had to turn himself white, Christ he must have really hated those BLACK BROTHERS!





Anyway never mind this JACKSON SHITE, what about FARRAH FAWCETT DYING from Cancer.

THAT IS THE REAL TRAGEDY TODAY!