(Thanks to TRACTOR STATS for the photo)
PRIME MINISTER, Gordon Brown or "COOL" JACKSON BROWN", as he now wants to be known is working hard rehearsing to fulfill the 02 concerts of the late MICHAEL JACKSON.
PRIME MINISTER, Gordon Brown or "COOL" JACKSON BROWN", as he now wants to be known is working hard rehearsing to fulfill the 02 concerts of the late MICHAEL JACKSON."I DON'T WANT THE KIDS LET DOWN, MAN" enthused a pent up PM. "I believe it is the purpose of Government to keep the people happy".
He is seen above rehearsing his current hit song, sang to the tune of "Billy Jean" entitled MANDY DEAR IS NOT A QUEER....
HE'S JUST THE MAN WHO'S UP MY BUM!
There are reports that Cool Jackson is trying to get the original members of his quintet together for one last concert run. The members of the COOL JACKSON FIVE include JOHN PRESCOTT, JACK STRAW, MARGARET BECKETT and HAZEL "THE YAPPY BASTARD" BLEARS.
Support acts including topnotchers like SUSAN BOYLE and ED "KARIOKE" BALLS may also be appearing.
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