Showing posts with label MARRIAGES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MARRIAGES. Show all posts

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

IS YOUR HUSBAND GAY????


I came across this from a tweet and it's a Ultra-religious website.  I won't show you all of it because it's too long, just to give you a flavour, so to speak.  (Gay following, I'm on your side here, it's religious clap-trap)  BTW, that's me criticised, Muslims, Jews and Christians, all in the same week.  Does that make me well balanced or an anti-religious bigot?

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband’s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don’t tell yourself that you’re simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!
Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship. Your spouse may have been experimenting with the “gay” lifestyle even before you met.  For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.
For the wife unsure about her husband’s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers(OH FUCK!)
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing.Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms.
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.”
7) Strange sexual demands
Is there is a sudden interest in sodomy?
8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
10) Too many friendly young male friends
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
12) Love of pop culture
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear speedos at the beach?
14) Sudden heavy drinking
Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?

WHAT A LOAD OF PISH!    SOURCE

Monday, 30 November 2009

THEY MAKE A LOVELY PAIR!


THEY MAKE A LOVELY PAIR!

Guys, you know that bird that you took home to meet your parents and your mother's head was shaking, whilst your father's toungue was hanging out.  Well this FUCKWIT MARRIED HER!  I don't know though, I wonder if she farts in bed.  Mmmmm?