Wednesday, 18 August 2010


I came across this from a tweet and it's a Ultra-religious website.  I won't show you all of it because it's too long, just to give you a flavour, so to speak.  (Gay following, I'm on your side here, it's religious clap-trap)  BTW, that's me criticised, Muslims, Jews and Christians, all in the same week.  Does that make me well balanced or an anti-religious bigot?

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband’s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don’t tell yourself that you’re simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!
Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship. Your spouse may have been experimenting with the “gay” lifestyle even before you met.  For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.
For the wife unsure about her husband’s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:
1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers(OH FUCK!)
2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?
4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing.Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?
5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms.
6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.”
7) Strange sexual demands
Is there is a sudden interest in sodomy?
8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
10) Too many friendly young male friends
11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
12) Love of pop culture
13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear speedos at the beach?
14) Sudden heavy drinking
Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?
15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?



Anonymous said...

Geez... I had a wash today adn I no longer smell like shit....does that mean I'm gay?


Yep, they just trying to recruit people into their hateful organisations. As I've asked before, what on earth would Jesus think of the hatred and division that is preached in his name?

Anonymous said...

Who is to know that Jésus wasn't Gay?

Toni said...

Thanks for this invaluable guide to spotting a shirt-lifter DL. I now feel I am prepared to venture into the badlands of Soho and be confident that as long as I am talking to a man wearing loose fitting clothes and a fine moustache with no interest in art or indeed any music later than say Queen or Wham, I am safe. Provided of course he isn't drinking heavily maybe if he is sipping on a club soda or a spritzer. I wonder if there is a similar guide for identifying lesbians as I would like to avoid embarrassing myself by approaching one.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Thank fuck you tipped me off DL. I've cancelled the sack and crack job. I'm keeping my pubes for Lerwick. I'll set fire to them then. No fannying around with those Viking guys, they didn't go in for personal grooming. Mind you they did like buggering abbots.

Too confusing.

I'm away for a shave.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Sudden heavy drinking?

There's a guy in my local who's recently changed from white wine spritzers to eighty bob...

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love generalisation?

I could see and answer to the "sudden interest in sodomy" along the lines of No, it's just my partner's either got a large fanny or I've got a small dick. I just enjoy a tight squeeze instead of throwing the sausage down Princess Street!


Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris FFS, I can smell you from here. You must be gay. I'm just away for a shower after being in the gym, or should I just sit here in my manly smell, in case the guy next door comes in for the footy?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, FFS don't get me started on that. The last time I mentioned the Pope about 5 posts ago I got 207 comments. Fuck me, I was up day and night!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Toni, I think I would quite like to get approached by 2 lesbians, indeed if I was a women, I'm quite sure I would be a lesbian. Go with a man? I don't fucking think so.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! I always remember a flic when I was a young lad where the Vikings were plundering a nunnery and shagging all the ones with big tits. It certainly made an impression, unfortunately my wife declines to dress as a nun!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, if he'd gone the other way I would really have been worried.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, Religion rears it's ugly head once more. Considering that Ministers and in particular Priests are prone to the odd indescretion, I think they should shut the fuck up!

Billy said...

I think that these religious nutters are all latent homosexuals - after all who else goes about thinking and worrying about what these gays are getting up to all the time.

I certainly don't and couldn't give a toss. And when it is brought up like this I think for fuck sake, it is in the animal kingdom as well so there is obviously something up to make people like that so it is not their fault.

These cunts don't think like that - what if these gays are born with a man inside a woman and vice versa. If that is the case then there is no way that person is going want to get off with a guy any more than us normal guys.

These religious nutters should take up something more worthwhile like trainspotting or something and stop listening to their ancient religious drivel stolen from ancient pagan religion drivel.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, although the actual act makes me grimace, my Gay following on here, know that I stick up for them often. Errr. Well you know what I mean! Yes, the more they go on about it the more you think they are doing it. Or is that just my neborn cynacism?

Dark Lochnagar said...

All, just to let you know, I've just had a shower. Although I went with the unperfumed deodorant, I did spray a bit of Kalvin Klein, 'one'. That is unisex so I think it's ok. It's just in case you're driving through Ayrshire and you get a whiff, don't for fuck's sake follow the smell. I will be asking my wife, if she fancies a bit of Sodomy to night, so I don't expect to be on here for a few days. Send any cards to Crosshouse Hospital, Kilmarnock. The panned-in-face ward.

Freewoman of England said...

Crosshouse is a shitheap

Dark Lochnagar said...

Feebies, welcome to the blog. Actually, I would disgaree with you there. I've been in both Crosshouse and Ayr quite a bit over the last few years and I have found both the care and the nursing excellent. Why do you say that? Have you had a bad experience in Crosshoose?