A XMAS TREAT FOR MY HETEROSEXUAL READERS AND LESBIANS

KELLY BROOK SPOTTED TAKING A DIP IN THE FIRTH OF CLYDE

KELLY BROOK ON BOARD YACHT JUST OFF TROON BEACH

I TOLD YOU CAMERON WAS A PRICK ON EUROPE. NOW AT LAST YOU BELIEVE ME!

 

I told you he would do what he was told by the Euro-Crats, here.  Of course he's kidding-on, it won't happen, but it fucking will!

David Cameron is facing pressure to veto the latest ‘ludicrous’ cash demand from Brussels after it  announced plans to slap three new taxes on Britain.
The European Commission yesterday revealed budget demands which would cost UK taxpayers £10billion.

British taxpayers would have to pay £10billion more over the seven-year period – an increase of £1.4billion a year on the current British annual payment of £13.3billion.

Let me speak as a convinced Scottish Nationalist and tell you that, if we don't and I mean the UK or Scotland, get away from this pile of putrid shite, that is the EU, we are doomed to go down the plughole of  Globalist History.  I'll be worm food and don't really give a fuck, but my country's future, (Scotland or the UK), beats in my breast.  (Not as nice as Kelly's breasts, BTW!)

WHY DON'T THESE OLD FUCKERS LIKE PARKINSON RETIRE?

While we're on a good moaning session, why don't these old fuckers, Michael Parkinson and Terry Wogan retire?

There doesn't seem to be a magazine or a TV advert slot that doesn't have fucking 'Parky' trying to sell us old twats, insurance.  It seems a funeral cost £3500 and if we give his company £25 per month for 30 years, there might and I stress might, be enough to plant us.  Oh, and you can get a free pen for replying.

One or two things strike me.  Firstly I have more than enough pens.  How much money does this bastard want?  He must have more money than you could throw shite at.  Lastly, I'll be dead and going for worm food and I couldn't give a shit what kind of funeral I have.  In fact, I hope I have absolutely no money and the Council have to plant me.  There won't be any free refreshments laid on for greedy bastards either.  If they want to have a drink to remember my memory they can pay for the fucking thing themselves.

It's the same with these DJs like Wogan, Ken Bruce, that hairy twat and that self promoting arsehole that's on Radio 2 in the afternoon.  They're only spinning records FFS.  They're not singers or dancers and they don't even have big tits like Kelly Brook.  Fuck off to the old folks home and let some younger people on, just not that speccy, ginger twat!