A Scot and an American were talking about playing golf during the various seasons of the year. “In most parts of the USA we can’t play in the winter time. We have to wait until spring,” the American said.
“Why, in Scotland we can even play in the winter. Snow and cold are no object to us,” said the Scot.
“Well, what do you do? Paint your balls black?” asked the American.
“No,” said the Scot, “we just put on an extra sweater or two.”
