A cigarette dangling lazily from the mouth was once the telltale sign of an intellectual, but new evidence suggests it may have signalled quite the opposite.
Smokers have lower IQs than those who abstain, with intelligence decreasing the more one smokes, researchers have found.
This is not exactly rocket science. When you see them standing outside a pub having a fag they generally look like a cross between a paedophile's outing, the dafties from the local care home, a collection of tramps and a Binman's outing from the 70s! I mean anyone who is still smoking today is either, a thick bastard, too weak willed to stop or doesn't give a fuck about their health. I come from the point of view as an ex-smoker who has stopped and started on several occasion but has now stopped finally for about ten years. I have always said however, if my Doctor tells me I have THREE MONTHS TO LIVE my first move will be for a PACKET OF MALBOROUGH! So I suppose that would then put me in the DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR HEALTH CATEGORY!
