VISCOUNT'S DAUGHTER HARRIET HARMAN CALLS DANNY ALEXANDER A 'GINGER RODENT'!

A GINGER RODENT YESTERDAY

Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman has attacked the Liberal Democrats, branding Chief Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".

Ms Harman - a former equalities minister - made the comments at the Scottish Labour conference, in Oban.

DISGUSTING!  As a former equalities Minister she should know that ginger rodents have rights and feeling too.  I hope a ginger rodent sues her to the full extent of the law.  I wonder if Alexander could be the love child of Charles Kennedy and Hazel Blears?  Just asking!

'SEX GODDESS HARRIET HARMAN RUNS AWAY WITH REAR of the YEAR COMPETITION

Hindsight is a wonderful thing in politics but  Harriet Harman's fans  of which I number MYSELF, love the rear of the Labour Deputy Leader.  Her arse, PICTURED, is so beautiful than male politicians follow her along corridors in Westminster just to get a sight of it.

So many of them have been lining up to pay compliments to her delicious bubble-butt that the staunch feminist is a contender for the top spot in this year's Rear of the Year award. 

In one nomination she was described as 'the arse I'd most like to lick on the front benches'.  She is the first MP, apart from Peter Mandelson, to be nominated for the annual award in its 28-year history and would become the oldest title holder if she is successful.

Her Lesbian lover, Teresa May with whom she likes to have sexy three-in-a-bed romps, said of her arse, "sometimes she lets me whip it and it goes a lovely pink colour".

To nominate Harriet's arse go to http://www.idlickharietsbum.com/

I'VE 'COME OUT THE CLOSET'!.

Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to fancy HARRIET HARMAN?  Or am I just suffering from MAGGIE THATCHER SYNDROME?

HARMAN, CLINTON AND MERKEL-THE THREE FEMINISTS OF THE APOCOLYPSE!

PRIME MINISTER IN WAITING, HARRIET HARMAN is to form a FEMINIST ALLIANCE with ANGELA MERKEL and HILARY CLINTON.

Their plan is to force the FEMINIST AGENDA WORLDWIDE and bring men DOWN TO THEIR KNEES with a number of female initiatives. They are going to strike from doing housework, hoovering, putting the dishwasher on and cooking food.

Mind you I know some women who have started already, NO NOT YOU DEAR, I KNOW I'VE GOT THE DISHWASHER TO EMPTY, I'm just comin..........!

HARRIET HARMAN TO TRAIN AS LAPDANCER!

City firms will be banned from claiming back tax on trips to lap dancing clubs under plans drawn up by Harriet Harman. Labour's deputy leader said she wants to stop companies being able to treat visits to lap dancing clubs as legitimate business expenses. She stressed that the taxpayer should not be propping up the sex industry or work outings which excluded women.

So just when you thought you might add a bit of spice into this years Xmas outing, LABOUR FUCK IT UP AS USUAL!

TWO SOLUTIONS

1. TAKE SOME OF THE GIRLS FROM THE OFFICE.

2. TRAIN FUCKING HARMAN AS A LAPDANCER THEN WHEN SHE'S MAKING MONEY FROM IT, SHE WON'T BAN IT. OK, SHE WON'T EARN MUCH, BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T TELL HER!