Tuesday, 9 February 2010

'SEX GODDESS HARRIET HARMAN RUNS AWAY WITH REAR of the YEAR COMPETITION

Hindsight is a wonderful thing in politics but  Harriet Harman's fans  of which I number MYSELF, love the rear of the Labour Deputy Leader.  Her arse, PICTURED, is so beautiful than male politicians follow her along corridors in Westminster just to get a sight of it.

So many of them have been lining up to pay compliments to her delicious bubble-butt that the staunch feminist is a contender for the top spot in this year's Rear of the Year award. 
In one nomination she was described as 'the arse I'd most like to lick on the front benches'.  She is the first MP, apart from Peter Mandelson, to be nominated for the annual award in its 28-year history and would become the oldest title holder if she is successful.

Her Lesbian lover, Teresa May with whom she likes to have sexy three-in-a-bed romps, said of her arse, "sometimes she lets me whip it and it goes a lovely pink colour".

To nominate Harriet's arse go to http://www.idlickharietsbum.com/

14 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

I'll have to print this out again - the ink has run now.....

aka Grappin said...

Nice derriere or not, as far as I am concerned she is the re-incarnation of Madame Defarge: -

“Imbued from her childhood with a brooding sense of wrong, and an inveterate hatred of a class, opportunity had developed her into a tigress. She was absolutely without pity. If she had ever had the virtue in her, it had quite gone out of her”.

Could be either of them couldn’t it.

"We seek him here, we seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That demmed Elusive Pimpernel?"

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, You should have seen the photo I was going to use, fanny, arsehole the lot. I thought it may have been a little indecent for some of my more sensitive readers like Stout Heart.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Grappins, C'est vrai but it's her erse we're talking about!

Political Scientist said...

I wonder if Jack Dromey had to give her a rimming to get the Birmingham Erdington seat at the upcoming March election. Didn't Harman mysteriously drop her all female shortlists ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Politico, I'd love to give her a reaming. What an arse and I love the way that smile plays over her dimples. Yes, she did drop them but not in the way I dream about every night. But then what's politics about if you can't be crooked? Not that I'm saying that Harrie was. (I'm a friend I can call her that). I have some nice polaroids of Jack, Teresa and her having a threesome if you're interested. I could let you have them at a very good price because they're a wee bit stained.

Political Scientist said...

Not Jack no. But Harriet and Teresa woud be ok.
Could do a swapsy for my pics of Nadine Doris giving Jim Devine one up the arse with a strap on. Pics are a wee bit crispy but not too stained.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Politico, that's something I would like to see. Does he scream in pain or sexual pleasure?

Stout Heart said...

As your phantasmal woman is hypocritical or misguided in just about everything she does I have no doubt she enjoys being strapped down and rogered up the chuff by Jackie Boy.

I think you need help if you fancy her, you should ring the Samaritans.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, I am amazed at your indifference to the fair Harriet. She is after all despite her politics the very epitomy of an English Rose. Slim, handsome in a manly kind of way and from an 'old' titled family. Why I thought a social climbing, middle class chap such as yourself would have been feining in your adoration? "There's nought as queer as folk" as Ephraim Burns, the Yorkshire Bard once wrote.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, p.s. "Rogered up the chuff". Please keep your language temperate or I will be forced against my custom to moderate you!

Stout Heart said...

Ah “ha Cork nag lag” I haven’t a clue why you should moderate my language unless of course you don’t understand a perfectly normal nautical expressions like chuff and roger.

As usual you assume anything you don’t understand must be derogatory – it’s because of your Scottish chip and general ignorance, but don’t worry, eventually I will get some information across tae ye and you will become a more interesting person.

By the way, there is no “upper class” since they did away with hereditary seats in the House of Lords in the same way “working class” has disappeared in Scotland since “disability payments” did away with the requirement for the peasants to toil if they wished to eat.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, stouters, stouters, I am quite aware what 'rogered up her chuff' means coming from a nautical family as my Father was a Lieutenant Commander during the war, serving in the Russian Convoys, so I know the terms that men use when locked up together on a long sea voyage. I expect though that the only sea voyages that you and your ancestors will have had to endure would have been the ones from Africa to the West Indies and the subsequent one over here from Barbados that your parents took. I can understand your trouble in climbing up the social scale with your problems socially but I don't believe I mentioned the 'upper class' it must have been a Freudian slip on your part.

Anonymous said...

would love a 3 some with harman and smith both would get it up the backdoor