£73 BILLION CLEAN UP OF OLD NUCLEAR POWER STATIONS TO BE HURRIED THROUGH

The Government's £73bn nuclear decommissioning programme is to be accelerated with a radical repackaging of its private sector contracts.

That is why RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCES like wind-power and wave-power and carbon capture technologies should be sought with added vigour.   Not because of GLOBAL WARMING, or any other reason dreamt up by some GREEN HIPPY to save Polar Bears but because of the cost involved in cleaning up NUCLEAR POWER STATIONS.  Oh, and the jobs created in the Scottish Economy will also be quite helpful.

ANNUAL GLOBAL WARMING CONFERENCE TO HAVE PERMANENT HOME SOMEWHERE 'FUCKING COLD'?

It is a giant travelling circus that has spent 20 years touring some of the world’s most exotic locations — Bali, Marrakesh, Barcelona, Rio, Buenos Aires — all at taxpayers’ expense.  But the good times may soon be over for the 20,000 bastards who attend the annual climate change summit because the Government wants to reduce its carbon footprint by choosing a permanent location.

I've got an idea.  Why don't they go somewhere FUCKING COLD, IN WINTER, so they can experience, first hand, GLOBAL WARMING, (my big fat arse)!  ANTARTICA would be my choice!

JELLYFISH DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING-MY ARSE!

Why is it everything nowadays is blamed on FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING.

Because some large Jellyfish have been found washed up off the Moray Coast, the seas must be getting warmer.

MY FUCKING ARSE!

I spent my childhood summer holidays at a caravan we owned in Maidens near Turnberry, where the Open Golf is presently being played.

When I was 11, (45 years ago), I was stung by a Jellyfish and had to get a pain killing injection. My Brother and me afterwards spent many a happy hour smashing Jellyfish that had been washed up, with stones.

There was hundreds of the Bastards and believe me they were fucking huge.

SPEAKING OF GLOBAL WARMING AND OPEN GOLF, I stay about 25 miles from Turnberry as the seagull flies, adjacent to Troon and I had to put my central heating on for a short spell tonight as it was FUCKING FREEZING!

So no doubt CYCLOPS will think up some new tax based on the "hugeness" of Jellyfish as proof that Global Warming is taking place, when many experts say that it's not the case.

The state of this country currently we will soon have to eat Jellyfish like they do in Japan!