JOHN TERRY-WHAT A FUDD!

£12 MILLION A YEAR AND HE CAN'T KEEP HIS COCK IN HIS TROUSERS.

DEARIE ME!

STOP PRESS***LABOUR CONFERENCE REPORT***

A PAIR OF SCOTTISH FUDDS IN BRIGHTON YESTERDAY

Murphy and Gray, the non-entities of Scottish Politics, yesterday launched a broadside against both Nationalist and Conservatives, pledging to defeat those "whose sole creed is self interest, whose sole purpose is division, whose sole principle is expediency".


THAT'S FUCKING RICH coming from a Party who have clung on to power by any means, foul or fair over the last fifty years. They have LIED AND CHEATED THE PEOPLE OF SCOTLAND FOR TOO LONG NOW. Fuck off to your well paid jobs that BLAIR will have lined up for you. The PAIR OF THEM are only MAGGOTS ON THE PUS-BALL OF SOCIALISM.

The pair later ended up at a GAY BAR IN BRIGHTON, but had to be back home by 10 p.m. so UNCLE MANDY could tuck them in and give THEM A KISS GOODNIGHT!