Women are slower and less accurate at parking than men, according to a scientific study that confirms the suspicions of many male motorists.
As part of the test 65 people were asked to park an Audi A6 family saloon in a standard-sized parking space. Their manoeuvres – including head-on, reverse and parallel parking – were timed and rated for accuracy, which was judged by how far they kept the vehicle from the edges of the bay. While the researchers expected the women volunteers to be slower, they were surprised to find that most of the time, their driving was shite. The men however were slower at PUTTING ON LIPSTICK in their rear view mirror.
Dr Claudia Wolf from Ruhr University in Bochum, Germany, who led the study, said that the research confirmed previous findings that men have better co-ordination and spatial awareness than women, and take more risks behind the wheel, "This is a massive failing by women. Men have claimed that they knew they were BETTER DRIVERS than women and now this study CONFIRMS IT. I am afraid to say that my studies confirm that MOST WOMEN should not be driving, unless it is PICKING THEIR MAN UP FROM THE PUB"!
