For an alternative view on the BUDGET we go over to DARREN MURPHY, (pictured centre)
"Whit do I think of the Budgie? Ha, Ha, Budgie! Get it? That's cracking that! My maw was saying that the CIDER going up 6p a two litre bottle. That's shite that, BTW. Ah'll maybe have to start charging mair fur ma wraps of Skunk. Either that or there'll need to be less stuff in a wrap and ma punters will no be happy aboot that! That bastard dissnae understand the economic consequences of putting the bevvy up. Then he's telling us that we've got to go on a course for six months. He can shove that up his Tory arsehole. Am no working for peanuts! Neither are my mates. When are we going to get the time tae drink and dae drugs an' that? My mate's Da, says he'll no be able to run his motor when the petrol goes up, so he'll no be able to deliver curries for the Pakis and that. This lots no fur the working man. When I get the vote I'm going to text in my vote for that Labour lot, cause they Tories have done nothing for me or my mates. Whit's that you say? It's Labour that's been in! Your joking me?"
