GREECE SAYS BORIS SHOULD MIND HIS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!

Greek Foreign Minister, Georgios Popolopopous, last night weighed into the comments by Mayor of London, Boris Johnson.

What the fucki it got to do with him?  He nothing but a blond bimbo!  He maybe be better looking after Bendy-Bike and no telling the ancient Greek People how to run their country.  Do I tell him how run London?  No.  He can go fuck his own botty!  He no fuck mines.  Any more of this shit, I phone George Michael or maybe Aristotle Stavros down at Stavros Fruit in fruit market and he no deliver Boris him courgette.    Me got good friend, D.L., who say that we should default and bring down Euro and he buy house in Spain cheaper!

COSTA DEL CRIME'S MOST WANTED

WAR CRIMINAL WANTED ON "COSTA DEL CRIME"

Have you seen this man who goes by the alias of ANTHONY BLAIR. He is wanted for WAR CRIMES and serial after dinner speaking for which he demands a huge amount of dosh. He may be taking the identity of a "MIDDLE EAST ENVOY" although he is known to be taking BACKHANDERS FROM THE ISRAELIS.

He may also be accompanied by a UGLY, SCOUSE BASTARD WITH A BIG YAPPY MOUTH.

This pair of CRIMINAL BASTARDS are DANGEROUS IF CORNERED. DO NOT APPROACH BUT INSTEAD RING THE CRIME STOPPERS NUMBER GIVEN ABOVE.