BEER SHAMPOO STOPS BEING PRODUCED AFTER GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION!

Time has finally been called on Linco beer shampoo.

Manufacturers Church & Dwight said that after intervention by the UK Government over liver damage, the time had come to stop producing the product.

Minister of Health, Andrew Landsley has welcomed the announcement.  "We felt that the public should be protected from this product as some of them clearly felt that it was an alcoholic drink instead of a shampoo.  We have seen several patients admitted to A&E with very clean livers, whilst their hair was, in many cases, greasy as fuck". 

A patient who didn't want to be identified but is thought to come from Liverpool, said, "I used to drink 6 packets a night and even more at the weekend.  It's a lovely thick drink and always has an extra creamy head.  I don't know what I'll do now, probably having to drink that shitey Stella". 

Iman Hakim for Birmingham Mosque told us, "we in the Muslim faith are pleased that this vile product has been withdrawn from sale.  Some of our devout followers had been tempted into the ways of the Devil by licking it, as it dribbled down their faces, while they were shampooing their hair.  It will save us having to issue the call for a holy war to right the wrongs done against Islam by the Christian shampoo industry".

MUSLIMS MUST ADHERE TO THE LAWS OF THE U.K.

 

Victims say that officers in the borough of Tower Hamlets have ignored or downplayed outbreaks of hate crime, and suppressed evidence implicating Muslims in them, because they fear being accused of racism.

The claims come as four Tower Hamlets Muslims were jailed for at least 19 years for attacking a local white teacher who gave religious studies lessons to Muslim girls.

The Sunday Telegraph has uncovered more than a dozen other cases in Tower Hamlets where both Muslims and non-Muslims have been threatened or beaten for behaviour deemed to breach fundamentalist “Islamic norms.” 

Whilst I appreciate that Muslim unrest is a device for getting the Daily Mail, TV indoctrinated majority in this country to take their eye and attention off the real problems in this country, the Establishment, Muslims must still adhere to the laws of the UK.

Sharia law does not apply in the UK and neither should it.  Our system of law has evolved over the last thousand years.  When of course, as will happen, Muslims get together and elect MPs who will fight their corner, then we are in an entirely different situation.  At this point the Christian/Judaic 'majority' might wake up and realise what has happened to their country and realise that it's more important than who's won X Factor or Wayne Rooney's hair transplant!

ANTI HOMOSEXUAL BED AND BREAKFAST COUPLE FINED-BUT IS IT RIGHT?

Mr and Mr Smith would like the honeymoon suite, George.

I see the couple who run the Bed and Breakfast establishment in their home, who were set up by a couple of activist Homosexuals, have been fined £1,800. I blogged on this in March last year and we had a good debate then, but without going over old ground and for the benefit of new readers, does this seem fair?

Briefly, the case was brought by a couple of Homosexuals who targeted a Christian Couple's Bed and Breakfast, which they ran in their own home as a small business.  This was done deliberately to test the Christian couple's beliefs of Homosexuality.  The case was brought by the EHRC, (the Equalities and Human Rights Commission), who paid for the Homosexuals legal costs.  The Judge gave them leave to appeal the case to a higher court, which illustrated to me, that perhaps he wasn't in full agreement of the law or wasn't sure of his legal ground.

So who's case was the strongest?  The Homosexual activists or the Christian couple.  Are all people equal but some people are more equal than others?  What would I have done?  Well as most of you know, I don't have any religious convictions, but I am certainly Homophobic to a certain degree, like most Heterosexual men, if they were being truthful.  I would have allowed them in, on the condition, that if they made a mess of the sheets, they were going to pay extra, as I would with a Heterosexual couple, if I was being honest.

Actually, I'm a lying bastard,  I would have told them we were full up or made some other excuse.

SHOULD WE ADOPT MUSLIM 'EYE FOR AN EYE' PUNISHMENT?

A Saudi man convicted of paralysing a fellow countryman in a cleaver attack is being threatened with having his spinal cord cut in a tit-for-tat punishment.  The ultra-conservative desert Kingdom enforces Islamic law and on rare occasions metes out punishments based on the ancient code of an ‘eye-for-an-eye’.
The case judge in the northwestern province of Tabuk has sent letters to several hospitals seeking their advice on whether it is medically possible to render the attacker’s spinal cord non-functional, local newspapers said.

It is very rare for these punishments to be carried out as the victim's family generally accepts financial reparation from the offender, (funny that), but it got me thinking.  As many of you know, I don't follow any of the main religions but I don't think that should stop us from adopting any ideas they might have if there any good and after 3000 years, they must have come up with something apart from making money, (fucking stop it-Ed).
For instance, in this 'Christian' country we are supposed to live by the 10 commandments.  Fair enough, I say, that's a fair enough point for giving us some sort of morals, as long as our politicians remember them, too.  So should we adopt or regress back to the 'eye for an eye', punishment.  "You're joking", I hear you liberals shout, although there are not too many liberals read this pile of shite, but stay with me for a moment.  There you are on a quiet night out with your wife or husband, or perchance your same sex partner, (you thought I had forgotten my gay following there) and through no fault of your own, some fuckwit sticks a glass in your face causing severe impairment to your vizog.  Would you not want, if and when he was found guilty, the option of having his face surgically damaged to mirror your own impairment, or else the offer of say £10,000 from him to enjoy your recuperation?  Surely better than him going before a Judge and being given 50 hours community service because he's from a broken home?  If he knew, that might be the punishment, do you think he would have thought twice about doing it in the first place?

JUST ASKING! 

JEWISH ANGER AT POPE'S VISIT-WILL WE EVER GET SHOT OF RELIGION?

"RELIGION IS AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHO HAS THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND"

Jewish leaders have protested strongly in private over the timing of an address by Pope Benedict XVI to the Houses of Parliament.
They are angry that the event is due to end just before the start of prayer and fasting to mark Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the faith's calendar. Observant Jews are required to be at synagogue at sunset the night before Yom Kippur. Yet the papal address to 1,800 parliamentarians and faith leaders in Westminster Hall is due to end barely an hour before dusk on 17 September.  One source said: "They were not just angry – they went thermonuclear. There's an irony that the Pope is speaking about trust and reconciliation, but representatives of a major faith will be not there to hear him."No one is going to trust to luck with London Underground in the hope that they can get back home in time for sunset."

When will we ever be rid of religion?  I would challenge anyone to argue with the statement at the top of the page.  Muslim, Jew and Christian, fuck me they all more or less agree on the same thing.  To Muslims, Christ was a prophet, to Christians he was the 'Lord' and the Jews go their own way as usual and don't believe in him.  It's such a load of fucking pish, IMO.  Take away religion, you would have lost 95% of all wars in the last two hundred years.
When are people going to wake up and see what's going on around them, with Church leaders and their 'disciples' living in the lap of luxury, whilst their 'flock' live, by the by, in poverty in comparison to them.  The biggest house in a Scottish town, usually belonged to the church, whether Church of Scotland or Catholic and their parishioners lived in hovels and handed over money to the church they could barely afford each week to keep these fuckers in the lap of luxury.  I seem to be in a moaning mood this week.  I better shut the fuck up, before I get in more trouble!

PREACHER ARRESTED FOR SAYING GAY SEX IS ABNORMAL

A Christian was arrested and treated like a 'common criminal' after saying that he thought homosexuality was a sin.
Street preacher Dale Mcalpine was held in a cell for seven hours and charged with a public order offence after telling a gay police community support officer that homosexuals were going against the will of God.

Quite fucking right too.  If a man wants to stick his cock up another man's arsehole and they're both 'up' for it, what the hell has it got to do with the God of the Christians.  And to all my new GAY READERSHIP, I would just like to say that after my recent experiences, YOU MAKE FUCKING GREAT NURSES! 

NIGERIANS SLAUGHTERED BY MACHETES-WHY AFRICANS CAN'T BE CALLED CIVILISED

Nigerian villagers wailed in the streets as dump trucks carried hundreds of bodies past burned-out homes towards a mass grave.

This was the scene of insurmountable grief after rioters armed with machetes slaughtered more than 500 people in a revenge attack following religious clashes near Nigeria's city of Jos.The killers had shown no mercy. They didn't spare women and children, or even a four-day-old baby, from their machetes. In one area alone, five babies and 28 children aged five or less were killed.

Now, call me racially prejudiced if you want, but until BLACK AFRICANS stop being able to slaughter each other with MACHETES as here or recently in RWANDA, then they don't deserve to be called 'CIVILISIED' with the rest of us.

But, also interestingly, RELIGION was the cause of this massacre as it has been in countless wars and massacres across the world like in the former YUGOSLAVIA.  When are the peoples of the WORLD going to realise that killing someone because they believe in a DIFFERENT GOD IS POINTLESS?

MUSLIM PROTESTERS SAY ALL WE NEED TO KNOW!

I think the banners above carried by protesters at the visit of Dutch M.P. GEERT WILDERS, tell us all we need to know about RADICAL ISLAM and SHARIA LAW. Particularly the bit at the bottom which state "FREEDOM CAN GO TO HELL".

Well my friends, you are protected in this country by the LAW of the LAND which allows you to hold peaceful protests. I KNOW that the same thing isn't allowed in Muslim countries like Iran.

So here's a message from D.L. SHARIA IS NOT THE SOLUTION AND NEVER I HOPE, WILL BE THE SOLUTION, IN A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY, SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL!