Barack Obama snubbed five separate requests from Gordon Brown for a private meeting during his U.S. trip. Instead, the Prime Minister was reduced to meeting the President in a bizarre 'kitchen summit' at the UN building after Mr Obama turned down British plans for a series of joint announcements between the two leaders. Gordon's first course in the KITCHEN was the lovely FRIED BREAKFAST pictured above, inspired by his Dad who liked a good old nosh after the Sunday sermon. His DESSERT was a FUCKANAWFFY PIE which in truth turned out to be a bit of a disaster when he put it in at 220 degrees c and it burnt.
Barack started of with a lovely KLUKLUX CLAN-BAKE followed by a BROON SURPRISE. The SURPRISE being that there was no SURPRISE.
Gordon faces a COOK-OFF next week against KNICKERLESS SARKOZY, the little FRENCH ODDITY.
