Thursday, 24 September 2009

OBAMA SNUBS BROWN WITH "KITCHEN" SUMMIT

Barack Obama snubbed five separate requests from Gordon Brown for a private meeting during his U.S. trip. Instead, the Prime Minister was reduced to meeting the President in a bizarre 'kitchen summit' at the UN building after Mr Obama turned down British plans for a series of joint announcements between the two leaders.
Gordon's first course in the KITCHEN was the lovely FRIED BREAKFAST pictured above, inspired by his Dad who liked a good old nosh after the Sunday sermon. His DESSERT was a FUCKANAWFFY PIE which in truth turned out to be a bit of a disaster when he put it in at 220 degrees c and it burnt.
Barack started of with a lovely KLUKLUX CLAN-BAKE followed by a BROON SURPRISE. The SURPRISE being that there was no SURPRISE.
Gordon faces a COOK-OFF next week against KNICKERLESS SARKOZY, the little FRENCH ODDITY.

4 comments:

Gigits said...

Brown is a sad, sad cretin.

AMW said...

Im starving after looking at that pic btw..

I love it...

" His DESSERT was a FUCKANAWFFY PIE which in truth turned out to be a bit of a disaster when he put it in at 220 degrees c and it burnt.
Barack started of with a lovely KLUKLUX CLAN-BAKE followed by a BROON SURPRISE. The SURPRISE being that there was no SURPRISE.
Gordon faces a COOK-OFF next week against "
...

Hee hee excellent stuff... :)

Gigits said...

AMW: You're right, that breakfast looks fucking lovely!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Guys, something similiar can be yours ALL DAY at a Little Chief, called an Olympic Breakfast. It used to be priced at £7.59 but now costs £350 Billion. That's Olypics for you. You start off thinking it will cost so much, then by the time you add in V.A.T, labour, skips, hard hats....etc,etc, the cost just fucking escalates!