Showing posts with label CHAV TEST. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CHAV TEST. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

ARE YOU A CHAV-THE DEFINITIVE TEST!

DO YOU PASS THE CHAV TEST?
Answer yes to three or more of these and you are considered common

  1. Do your toddlers have pierced ears?
  2. Are any of the doors of your car a different colour?
  3. Have you ever purchased an item using the television?
  4. Would you know how to cash a giro?
  5. Do you own a snake or a lizard ?
  6. Do you have tattoos over more than 25% of your arms ?
  7. Do you shop at Iceland?
  8. When you go out for a family meal does it come in a bucket?
  9. Do you watch ITV 2 ?
  10. Do most of your relatives live within walking distance?
  11. Have you ever been involved in a paternity test?
  12. Do you enjoy dog racing?
  13. Do you shop at Sport and Soccer?
  14. Do you have an account with Kays?
  15. Have you ever been on holiday to a caravan park?
  16. Did you name your children after celebrities?
  17. Do you take off your top when you go shopping?
  18. Do you own a 50" television?
  19. Do you have an England flag hanging from a bedroom window ?
  20. Do you watch Jeremy Kyle?
How did you fare?