A PICTURE OF ONE OF THE NEW KNITTED BOOBS TAKEN BY SECRET CAMERA
By paying only the minimum wage and using an inferior wool, NHS managers expect to get the price of a couple of DD implants down from the current price of £3389 plus VAT to £4.36. The only advantage of the 'new implants' is that patients will be able to have a range of different sizes which can be changed at will, to suit different situations. For instance a BB size for the beach under a bikini, (in case they get soggy in the water), or a DD size under an evening dress to impress your friends, (and their partners).
Only top quality knitters need apply for employment as it is a requirement of the post, that you can sew a PERFECT NIPPLE.
NHS MANAGERS are hoping the new knitted breasts don't cause the same problems as the PLASTICINE PENIS EXTENSIONS' SCANDAL of the 70's.
