An amazing photograph, (above), of ADOLF HITLER as a baby has emerged from an archive of early German colour photography from 1897.
The pictures show a young Adolf, lovingly dressed by his mother in a STORM-TROOPER'S UNIFORM at the age of 18 months being GOOSESTEPPED out of his local KINDERGARTEN. Baby Adolf had been a bad boy that day, setting light to one of his playmates who happened to be JEWISH with some VULCAN matches his Papa had given him. Shortly before that the playful Adolf had eaten a Russian Girl's Lunch and taken a DUMP on a little FRENCH BOY who had recently joined the class.
He would have run amok entirely had not a plucky BRITISH LAD given him a 'BLOODY NOSE' whilst shouting, "TAKE THAT, FRITZ, YOU BOUNDER"!
Artist Louis Sidoli, a world famous artist seemingly, has compared GORDON BROWN to ADOLF HITLER!
Described on his website as “the UK’s foremost contemporary Glass Artist”, the Anglo-Italian adds: “The similarities between the two personalities are striking: both started out as Chancellors, both bullied their way to the top and seized power without democratic election, both [are] notorious for flying into uncontrollable rages and both caused enormous damage to the country.”
FUCK ME! When he start burning BOOKS, I'M OFF! But who would his deputies be? BOB AINSWORTH as ROMMEL, ED BALLS as GOEBBELS, ALAN JOHNSON as HERMANN GOERING and starring dressed in LEDERHOSEN, JIM MURPHY as the HITLER YOUTH LEADER.
The jack-booted German prankster, Adolf Hitler, today claimed to be more popular and to have more relevant policies for the people of Scotland than either Pol Pot or Scottish Labour Leader, Iain Gray."OK, he said, I made have made a fucking arse of it the last time I was in power, starting a World War which killed twenty million people and exterminating all those Jewish people, but fuck me, everyone deserves a second chance"Recent opinion polls show that more people in Scotland would rather see Hitler becoming Scottish Labour Leader than Pol Pot or the current Leader, Iain Gray."At least I have some policies and just don't go around moaning my fucking face off about the SNP", he said. "Some people still find that a wee invasion of France and Poland might be fun and I'm going to leave the Jews and Gypsies alone this time and go after the Muslims. Gray's policies are more extreme than mine and people just won't accept that. Anyway my cheeky wee smile and witty quips are better than theirs."A spokesman for First Minister, Alex Salmond, said, "Adolf Hitler, WHAT A FUDD."
