Tuesday, 3 April 2012



banned said...

Long live independent Scotland but meanwhile I note that the previously ever expanding offices of my local Euro Region HQ lie abandoned and vacant, its' former pampered and vain employees scattered to who cares where.

DL. I note your ominous silence on the subject of Scotlands famed rent-bears failing once again to take advantage of the females 36 hours per annum 'gagging for it' period.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I am most concerned. seemingly after paying many millions of pounds bring the fucker here and feeding him like a stag, they didn't realise that he had erectile problems and would be requiring a little purple pill. By the time they located some in the douche city of Edinburgh where know one would admit to using them, it was too late and his moment had passed as jing jong or whatever she is called, fanny had closed again for another 342 1/2 days. Oh well I'm sure they make it next year. It all sounds a bit familiar to me!