Tuesday, 6 December 2011

MORE PANDAS IN SCOTLAND THAN TORY MPS!

6 comments:

banned said...

They are only leased you know.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I know at £700k per year and the bastards eat £75k of fucking bamboo a year.

taxi for the plain speaking taxidermist said...

Might be cheaper shooting them, skinning them, making panda suits, putting comedians in them, have them perform antics and chatting to each other( before and after the watershed type stuff), make a fortune, pay off all the zoo debts ( billions so far ? ) give the chinese their dosh back and two skins at the end of it.
Sorted.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Taxidermist, that's an interesting idea. You're the kind of person we need on here. Someone who thinks outside the box.

taxifortheplainspeakingtaxidermist said...

Cheers DL. I was also thinking about babestation for bestialityists. You could call it pandastation. You could phone the panda and get it to to talk naughtypandastuff. For £5 you could watch the antics all night.
Can I get back inside the box please ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Taxifordermist, Yes time to get back in the box!