Monday 21 November 2011

YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER!



Lying awake last night at 5 in the morning, not an usual experience because I don't normally got to bed until 3, I got to thinking about giving up blogging.

It's sometimes a struggle coming up with something interesting to talk about.  Scottish Labour are fucked, independence is coming, the coalition will be in power for another three and a half years, the Tories will then get back in with an increased majority, the Euro is fucked, (I hope for all you that have been keeping up), I'll be in Spain living out my old age soon I hope and I was getting to the point where I didn't give a fuck.

That was until, I noticed a reply from Major Fuckup.  A regular enough contributor, whoever he is.  You can read his comment in the post above or below or where ever the fuck it is,  (too technical for me).  His retort had been unfortunately been put into my spam folder by Google.  However reading through some of the comments therein, apart from the ones trying to sell Viagra and other potions, it fair cheered me up, realising that there are a lot of nutters out there apart from me.

I went through some old posts, which you should do from time to time and I have realised that  I have lost my cutting edge.  So from now on, I'm just going to go for it and fuck the consequences.  I may get arrested or sued but I am sure that you, or one of you can start a campaign on twatter or shitebook to come to my aid and if you don't, remember I know where you live!!!!

BTW, that's not me in the picture!

My tits aren't that big.

6 comments:

Dioclese said...

The blogosphere needs cunts like us! I find myself getting increasingly angry these days and it's good to let off steam...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, I find myself getting less motivated all the time, maybe because I'm considering moving to Spain. But, we'll see!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Ear Ear.

Budvar said...

DL, moving to Spain has it's disadvantages though, one being it rarely grts cold enough to sport a cracking pair of earmuffs like those in the pic...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, hip, hip!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, I wouldn't get the chance here anyway!