Wednesday, 16 November 2011

BROWN FINALLY SPOTTED AT GOULD FUNERAL!

Gordon Brown was finally spotted yesterday at the funeral of Elliot Gould, the former party policy planner.  I would say there is plenty of body language in Brown's facial expression when he sees Blair, as in "Christ, not that fucker, how do I avoid him"!

But, why are we paying this man's salary.  Now to be fair to him, apart from his book, (available now from all bargain book stores in time for Christmas, price £1.99), he doesn't seem to be  making as much as he can on the back of being a PM.  Not like that other fucker who went before him.  He did of course want the job as head of the IMF, but unfortunately for him, as a Presbyterian, he had no chance in a job which the Jewish bankers reserve for one of their own.

He did once say he was going to work in an Oxfam shop, but allegedly they wouldn't let him in case he started throwing shitty charity stuff about while smiling.  I suppose he could have kept an eye in the shop when the workers were at lunch!

6 comments:

banned said...

I fear you may have that a bit back to front DL, "Christ, not that fucker, how do I avoid him!" is clearly what all the other revellers are thinking of G. Brown.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you may well be right, but i think the photo has caught his expression beautifully!

Brew Wales said...

Blair is looking very orange, must be all that time he has spent in the Middle East bringing peace and harmony

Dark Lochnagar said...

Brewersdroop, yes he is without doubt one of the greatest statesmen in his own lunchtime there has ever been. I would gladly pull the switch on the electric chair to send him to paradise!

banned said...

Still waiting for a surviving Gaddafi to spill the beans on Blair in return for asylum in some dusty shithole.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, he's in Niger, so it is a dusty shitehole!