Sunday, 27 November 2011

BARRYMORE CHARGED!

Entertainer Michael Barrymore has been charged with possession of cocaine and being drunk and disorderly following a car crash, according to police.

Barrymore allegedly told Police, "it's a load of shit mate, I was shagging a rent-boy in the front seat who I had purchased through legitimate channels"!

12 comments:

banned said...

He didn't leave him for dead in the swimming pool( allegedly) again then?

Gary Glitter said...

The man is a disgrace.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, that was an accident. He just happened to have consumed a large quantity of drugs and shagged himself.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gary, I've never seen a career go downhill as quick!

tris said...

Wellllllllll, maybe Gary's did, what with him being stupid enough to take his computer along to PC World jam packed full of images of little girls.

Tends to put most of the fans off. I mean who wants to be in his gang now?

Ripper said...

UPDATE - Michael Barrymore has been found dead in his pool, naked and floating face down with his ass covered in chocolate.

Police have charged George Michael for being careless with a whisper.

John Baker said...

What!!! He had consumed alcohol? Off with his head.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, in my day you just had a wank and put the mag in the bin.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ripper, is your first name Jack?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bakerloo, welcome to the blog. Yes imagine that! Alcohol, the hussy!

Ripper said...

"Ripper, is your first name Jack?"

Of course.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rips, sorry mate, I thought it might have been, 'Jock the Ripper'.