Entertainer Michael Barrymore has been charged with possession of cocaine and being drunk and disorderly following a car crash, according to police.
Barrymore allegedly told Police, "it's a load of shit mate, I was shagging a rent-boy in the front seat who I had purchased through legitimate channels"!
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He didn't leave him for dead in the swimming pool( allegedly) again then?
The man is a disgrace.
Banned, that was an accident. He just happened to have consumed a large quantity of drugs and shagged himself.
Gary, I've never seen a career go downhill as quick!
Wellllllllll, maybe Gary's did, what with him being stupid enough to take his computer along to PC World jam packed full of images of little girls.
Tends to put most of the fans off. I mean who wants to be in his gang now?
UPDATE - Michael Barrymore has been found dead in his pool, naked and floating face down with his ass covered in chocolate.
Police have charged George Michael for being careless with a whisper.
What!!! He had consumed alcohol? Off with his head.
Tris, in my day you just had a wank and put the mag in the bin.
Ripper, is your first name Jack?
Bakerloo, welcome to the blog. Yes imagine that! Alcohol, the hussy!
"Ripper, is your first name Jack?"
Of course.
Rips, sorry mate, I thought it might have been, 'Jock the Ripper'.
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