Wednesday, 17 August 2011

A NICE STORY FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

103-year-old nun to leave convent for first time in 84 years to meet Pope

For the last 84 years she has spent every day of her life behind the cloistered walls of a convent to the north of Madrid but on Friday Sister Teresita, aged 103, will venture into the world outside – to meet the Pope.

Fuck me!  that's some time to wait for your first shag.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kill Homosexuals
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

banned said...

(True story) When still living with my parents my Catholic Scottish mate stayed over after we had been out on the lash.
The following day he looked very much the worse for wear but was making a brave effort at breakfast when my aunt, a weekend guest, walked in.

He clutched his guts and headed for the bathroom.

My aunt is a High Church CofE nun and wears the full outfit so I suppose she reminded him too much of his younger years.

Joe Public said...

"Fuck me! that's some time to wait for your first shag."

?For him, or, for her?

shuggie said...

She looks a bit like Rupert Murdoch.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I think you're going a bit far there. If as, consenting homosexuals, they want to shag one another, that's up to them, however I don't want to hear about it nor do I want it promoted as 'normal behaviour'. It is abnormal by the very meaning of the word, i.e. it is not practised by the majority.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, fuck all to do with that. It's just that Tims can't hold their drink!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, her of course. He's had plenty of shags, maybe even some up the arse at the seminary. She's had to make do with a candle and the odd lesbian over the years.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Shuggies, hen you get to that age, every one looks like Rupert Murdoch, male and female.

banned said...

No DL, he was doing fine till she appeared, I think she must have reminded him of some unspeakable childhood trauma. We never spoke of it again.

btw, you advise 'anonymouse' " It (bumfucking) is abnormal by the very meaning of the word, i.e. it is not practised by the majority" Neither is voting Labour but I don't hear any calls to chuck their voters off the mountain.

Golly! make me the next UN Grupenf├╝rer since I have discovered common ground between the Religion Of Peace and the Christinite sects.

Dark Lochnagar said...

banned, as much chance of that as that snowball in hell! Or a foundry fire, as I don't believe in such concepts.

The Young Oligarch said...

When did Sid James become a nun ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, about two weeks after he married Hattie Jacques!