I think Gaddafi should be let out of Libya on compassionate grounds and here's why.
If you consider these two photos, you will notice than either Gaddafi has got a body double or he has a cancerous tumour erupting from his face to the bottom left of his nose. Now, I don't think the good Colonel is aware of it yet and even if it's not cancerous, he should still be let out to some nice, warm place, as he is undoubtedly the ugliest fucker ever to lead a country since Maggie Thatcher.
I mean I could imagine if you were a woman you'd let old Bunga, Bunga man from Italy give you one, even if he wasn't a multi-millionaire. I would have given that Paki woman that got shot one and as you know, there are one or two in the Labour party on both sides of the border, I could quite fancy.
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"there are one or two in the Labour party on both sides of the border, I could quite fancy."
Jackie Baillie ?
You are a sick man , DL !
Gadaffi is madder than a pissed off Norwegian and should spend his latter days under sedation in a loony bin.
Oli, actually I had the lovely Harriet and the fragrant Wendy in mind! But, yes, I am a sick man!
Banned, I wish I was that mad after the life of fucking luxury he's had!
If I was Ghadaffi, I'd be having a word with that colossus on the world stage Alex Salmond, and see if he can pull another "Megrahi" out his arse..
Alas Ghadaffi is not too bright. If I'd have been him, I'd have set up a shrine ala Lourdes, with "Come to Lybia, take the waters as a guaranteed cure for cancer"...
I suppose Harriet when she was younger ... but there's something about that Yvette Cooper ... in a certain light .
I have it on good authority that he doesn't fancy you either, DL.
Colin, FFS, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oli, I think it's Harriet's posh accent that gets me going!
Tris, for £5 million a go, he can shag me a couple of times, (if he washes)!
Gaddafis team of female bodyguards seem to have disappeared. They were cuties. Hope they've not been liberated by a NATO bomb.
Margaret Curran for me. Babe.
Wanker, Mags isn't much of a shag. You're better off getting a wank from iain Gray.
Oh dear DL - Wendy Alexander - she is just a wee fatter version of wee Dougie with big lips. Yuck!
Seen her in the flesh at polling counts - wouldn't touch her with yours
Billy, it's the lips I love!
That's your problem DL. You've only ever seen Wendy's lips on the telly. In the flesh they're probably all covered in old wankstains and smell of salt n vinegar monster munches.
Sexpert, FFS, leave a man some dignity in his sexual fantasy!
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