Wednesday, 4 May 2011

DON'T LISTEN TO OPINION POLLS!


Let me make my election pledge:  If Labour win tomorrow in Scotland, I am definitely going to emigrate, probably to Spain.  Why not?  There's heat, decent grub, diesel at £1.13 per litre.  If I could just get rid of these Dago bastards, it would be paradise.


Now I know the opinion polls are saying that Labour are going to get scutched tomorrow, but I'm too long in the tooth to believe that, so please, please, please, both votes SNP.  Elect a Government who have the interests of Scotland at heart, not what their London masters tell them.  Elect a Government that is close to the people and can be reined in when required.  Fuck me, even the Scotsman has come out in favour of the SNP, after trying to do them down for 13 years.  Wonders will never cease.  Next thing, Iain Gray will wake up one morning and find he's not a FUCKWIT!  Naw, that'll NEVER HAPPEN!


DON'T LET ME EMIGRATE! BOTH VOTES SNP!

19 comments:

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

DL

The polls like your arse ole aretightening

tris said...

LOL. Great minds think alike.... obviously I'm not going to Spain...I've only got enough to get myself to Bridlington, and even then I'd have to travel second class with "ordinary people"... but


...joking apart we really really don't need that idiot Gray as FM. He's too stupid to do the job and his team is pathetic.


He'd be on the phone to Miliband or Brown or both, every day for orders. He's Brown's man.

Mind you, we'd probably get a better class of sandwiches from Subway, so it's not all bad.

So, we need to go and vote SNP/SNP if we don't want.......... DL to leave the country!!

bugsbunny said...

Mr Pixie or whatever your name is, the only tight arsehole around here is you. Piss off down a drain you turd.

Stephen

banned said...

I've been following the results on Max Farquars livechat, seems that Labour are getting a good kicking in Scotland with the SNP doing well. A few years of balancing the books might yet lead to independence but only after we've had the rest of your oil.

bugsbunny said...

Mr Pixie,

The Polls are tightening my arse. More like the Ropes are tightening around Labour's neck. Banned. There is plenty more oil under the sea you know. lol. The Labour Party are livid. Alex Salmond has hinted that he will hold an Independence Referendum on 26th June 2014, the nearest Thursday to the 700th Anniversary of the Battle of Bannockburn. This is a 5 year Parliament which will be re-elected on May 5th 2016.

Stephen.

bugsbunny said...

All 129 MSP's seats counted. SNP 69, Scottish Greens 2 Margo MacDonald 1. Pro-Independence MSP's 72, Anti- Independence MSP's 57. A majority of 15.

What was that sound I hear Mr Pixie? Drowning in your own vomit, or are you just hanging yourself?

Stephen.

Anonymous said...

Hello DL

are you still celebrating ? Come in please.

Gordo said...

Yes, if you don't start blogging again I will take my hate-filled odious racism somewhere else.

banned said...

Oi Gordo, just leave the sexist homophobia stuff here ok?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Niko, get it right up you! Ha Ha! Iain Gray for High Commissionaire for the Ritz.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, As I sit here we´ve scorched home and I´m only going to leave for short periods!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, he´s more to be pityed than scorned. He´s a prick. A very bitter prick by now!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye after we get our share of the Falklands´oil!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I´m still here, just having problems getting connected!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gordo, please keep it coming!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, there´s more hate on yours. This is a highly educated blog! Not.

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