Wednesday, 23 March 2011
MUSIC LEGEND 'PINETOP PERKINS' DIED AND IS RENAMED, 'PINEBOX PERKINS'.
B.B King today paid tribute to Pinetop Perkins, who has died at the age of 97.
Pinetop, who played with Muddy Waters, will now be renamed PINEBOX PERKINS and will therefore enter the list of the black music performers with the most fucking stupid names.
These include legends, 'Ice' T, 'Ice' Cube, 'Lice' Hair, 'Iced' Asshole, 'Big Black Swinging Dick' Washington, James 'Impotent' Jackson, Sonny 'Can't Get a Boner' Johnston, Caeser 'Big Lips Trumpet Playing' Simon and some twat called Barack 'Balls-Up' Obama.