Monday, 21 February 2011

FFS! ORAL SEX IS NOW A BIGGER CAUSE OF THROAT CANCER THAN SMOKING!

A virus spread during oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50, scientists have warned.
They say the human papilloma virus spread during unprotected sex is to blame for a disturbing rise in potentially deadly oral cancers in the last few decades.
Doctors have called for boys to be vaccinated against HPV just like teenage girls to stop the spread of the disease.
HPV: The Human Papilloma Virus is now thought to be the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50, scientists have warned

HPV: The Human Papilloma Virus is now thought to be the main cause of 
throat cancer in people under 50, scientists have warned

Great news.  As I've more or less lost the opportunity for oral sex,
I can go back on the fags!

18 comments:

Harbinger said...

Ahhhh. more scare stories from the 'experts'.
I wonder what the HPV vaccination will carry? We know that the HN151 virus (swine/bird flu) was more scare tactics from the government/experts. There are also some pretty scary stories of new 'piggy back' vaccinations, that once given, the true virus 'piggy backs' on the false vaccination, to activate sometime in the future, under no doubt another government created virus to further depopulate the world's population.

It's all fucked up, that's all I can say.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I must admit I was wary about taking a flu jag this year, (heart condition) and after discussing it with the doctor, I decided on balance to go ahead. I'm not convinced I've done the right thing, only time will tell. Pity about the oral sex though. Hope to fuck the wife doesn't see this!

Barking Spider said...

Ah, right, DL, so now it's "Ban The Blow Job", wtf next?! :-D

Joe Public said...

"Great news. As I've more or less lost the opportunity for oral sex,
I can go back on the fags!"

You mean you've lost your suppleness?

For instructions on what you're missing, try Googling the very NSFW 'Autofellatio' with Safe-Search switched off.

CrazyDaisy said...

I don't know what it is about you but it was on the tip o ma Tongue last nite! - Things ye never hear in your hoose eh pal?!

CD

Francis Urquhart said...

I shall consider this in my forthcoming health bill

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Yeah! i wish

banned said...

"I can go back on the fags!"
You might want to rephrase that to avoid confusing any visitors from the USA.

Mind if I mention this to Leg Iron?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, it's got a better 'ring' to it than, 'ban the bomb'!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, do you have any suggestions how to get the marks off the keyboard?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, it's OK, actually I have up oral sex 34 years ago when I got married.

Dark Lochnagar said...

F.U., that would be most kind and could you also enquire about free massages in suitable establishments, for those aged 55-60?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Niko, Your man Gry was just saying this morning, that he's still on the fags. Going by the school he went to, I'm not sure what he meant!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, my cosmopolitan audience from the States, a guy from Utah, knows what I will mean, I think? Mention to whoever, the more the merrier. I was listening to some fucker on Radio 2 today, saying he wants to introduce a licence to purchase alcohol. Fuck and he thought the tobacco lobby was strong!

Joe Public said...

"Daisy, it's OK, actually I gave up oral sex 34 years ago when I got married."

You mean you no longer talk about it?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes,I remember my dad going to the doctor once and when he cam back, I asked him how he got on. "He says I to give up half my sex life" he said, before adding, "I can't decide which half to give up, talking about it or thinking about it"!

banned said...

@DL "wants to introduce a licence to purchase alcohol" I was predicting that a year or so ago but was only joking. I now seriously think that we will be rationed within our lifetimes.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I fear that will be the case as soon as we get another Labour government in.