Wednesday, 26 January 2011
MAN SOUGHT IN EDINBURGH OVER SHEEP SHAGGING!
A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today.
The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning.
The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb.
Might I suggest that the Police look in the Labour ranks in Parliament at Holyrood. There are one or two there who look like they could shag a sheep, mind you most of them look as if they're shagging each other. And that's just the women!