Wednesday, 26 January 2011

MAN SOUGHT IN EDINBURGH OVER SHEEP SHAGGING!



A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today.
The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning.

The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb. 


Might I suggest that the Police look in the Labour ranks in Parliament at Holyrood.  There are one or two there who look like they could shag a sheep, mind you most of them look as if they're shagging each other.  And that's just the women!

16 comments:

Joe Public said...

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q. Why do they shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff?

A. Because they push back harder.

Joe Public said...

"A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately."

Particularly if there's photographic evidence. The reason being, that although the Scottish extreme porn law is not yet in effect they want to prepare a test-case. Against said photographer.

SEPL was passed by the Scottish Parliament, as s42 of the Criminal Justice and Licensing (Scotland) Act 2010 and is similar in most respects to the English version of that law, banning possession of pictures depicting any sex at all with animals.

sheepshaggers said...

Were Aberdeen playing Hearts or Hibs at the weekend ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, or the sheep with it's head caught in the iron railings, don't shag it, go round the other side and get a blowjob.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, personally speaking, anyone who has sex with an animal deserve all they get. Fucking disgusting. I always speed by that when my list of options come up on a pornsite!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheepsgagger, Ayr were playing Peterhead. The 2 fans that were down, maybe went home via Edinburgh to look at the trams. Oh forgot, there aren't any.

Down in the smoke said...

Dressed in that one piece, skin tight, outfight, the bitch was obviously asking for it.

sheepshagger said...

I think there's just one tram in Edinburgh and it sits doing fuck all rotting away like a Mk4 Nimrod.
Plenty of tramps in Edinburgh though. I used to give them some change but am skint due to funding all the blogs looking for dosh. You're not going to put a 'paypal' begging bowl up aswell are you DL? Every other fucker is trying to get their hands on our hard earned so you might aswell join the bandwagon.

Brew Wales said...

Was it Tommy Sheridan having his last weekend of consensual sex?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, I supose staying in the smoke, you don't get much opportunity for sheep shagging. Pity, they're better, I'm told, than most of the women you've got there.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheepshagger, no although my efforts probably should be rewarded, I'll take my reward in you cunts' narky comments!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Brewersdroop, I'll tell you one thing, he'll come out a sadder, quieter, WHITER man. Unless of course they have sun beds!

Billy said...

Tommy will probably claim that it is against his human rights to be denied a sunbed while in jail and sue the government.

He will probably sue Brew Wales for that comment as well as he will say that it must have been Murdoch who made it anonymously and is out to get him as usual because he, Tommy, is such a huge threat to the establishment ha! ha!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I can just see that happening. If they can get the vote, why not sun beds?

I don't at all agree with his politics, but I think it's good to have a diversity of opinion in Holyrood and not just the usual, party hacks.

Clarinda said...

Now, now Mr DL it was surely the kindly act of a passer-by attempting CPR on an ailing sheep - Cheviot Pumpy-Rumpy that is.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, I think the rumpy-pumpy was fine, it was the kissing that did for the lamb!