Britain’s first gay squash club has been given a £6,500 Government grant to help recruit lesbian and transgender players to the sport.
The cash from Sport England will also be used encourage bisexuals to take advantage of free coaching sessions, as well as funding equipment
4Play Squash, (fuck me!), based at the Finsbury Leisure Centre, in Camden, north London, was formed 21 years ago. Its committee secured the Sport England money by promising to “help develop squash in the gay community…particularly gay women”.
Greg Wallace, 27, said: "I had to cancel my gym membership, but the Government is paying out all this money so gay people can play squash? "Why can't the bent bastards just buy a racket and ball and go for a game with a friend?
Its a funny thing, when you're running a blog, particularly when you're a wanker like me, but sometimes stories just jump out at you. Commenters, not so much here but on Twatter, will say, "Oh not poofs again, or Jews or LGBT, or the Establishment, or the Monarchy, but that's the way life is.
A gay squash club? What the fuck is that all about? Why can't a bender go and have a game in an ordinary club? As long as they don't indulge in overt sexual activity, who the fuck is going to know? I think most men would know, BTW, but that's a different story! Why does it need a grant from Sports England in these austere times?
Is it any wonder that we Heterosexuals laugh at these twats?
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"Is it any wonder that we Heterosexuals laugh at these twats?"
I bet those receiving the subsidy laugh longest.
Publes, you've got a point. I'm going to have a Heterosexual non-squashing playing march to see if I get sponsorship!
Why? LBGT's are common as muck now - they can join any club to play any game. Surely there are more deserving causes like midgets, or wee Dougies as they were called in Paisley, as you hardly see them anymore since the street newsvendors disappeared.
Gay squash?
Is that a drink or a gathering?
they aren't getting the grant for the squash - although I am sure Brighton should be awarded the LGBT Olympics. They are getting the grant for their true sporting activities in the changing rooms. Surely all Lesbians must know by now that if you want some rigorous physical exercise followed by a large payment simply join the British military.
Billy, I know what you mean. Where did the wee men go to. They always had a club foot with one foot about 4 inches longer than the other, so they wore one shoe with calipers and a 4 inch sole. Do you think they were all the same family like Gypsies and they've maybe died out now?
Snokers, I think it could start out as a drink and end up as a sexual position.
Antonio, I remember that blonde bird about a year ago, I did a blogpost about her. I always had this sexual fantasy as a boy that at Wimbledon that big American rugmuncher, Billy Jean King used to give Evonne Goolagong a good seeing to with her racquet after a game. But, maybe just a young boy's musings.
Smokers, BTW I nipped in to Aldi, this afternoon and managed to spend £120 on shite I didn't need, including 3 electric toothbrushes at £9.99 each and enough spare heads to last a lifetime at £4.99 per pack of 6. Fucking good job my MiL paid for it.
I bought a lifetimes supply of condoms in a knockdown special.
Three of them in a packet.
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