Tuesday, 14 December 2010

OBAMA-AMERICANS EITHER TOO FAT OR GAY TO SERVE IN US ARMY!


The First Lady claimed that one in four young Americans are unqualified to serve in the armed forces because they are too fat.

‘Childhood obesity isn’t just a public health issue, it’s not just an economic threat, it’s a national security threat as well,’ she said.
Joint effort: U.S. President Barack Obama speaking before signing into law the new health act,while his wife Michelle looks on

Allied to the fact that almost
40% of the army are now Homosexual after gay shagging, at drug parties, there's hardly anyone left to fight.  Of the remainder, 30% are black leaving only, only 5% able to fight.  Fortunately this group are all white and Republicans and they're going to 'ASSKICK' any 'FUCKING TOWELHEAD', who gets in their way.  So we can expect the American nation to be hated around the World for a while yet.

8 comments:

I am Stan said...

Eh?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stanners, just a little pastiche of American politics.

banned said...

She told me that Obese fuckers are in fact terrorists who need to be shot on sight.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, You mean Al Qeada punters are now eating Kentucy Fried Chicken. Fuck me! It's a small world.

Billy said...

Showing your age there DL - Kentucky Fried Chicken. Maybe you should put out a little hint for your younger readers as to what that company is known as these days.

Mind you I haven't had a Kentucky Fried Chicken since 1979 when I was in Leeds or Birmingham when I used to travel to do display work for the new Dodge City stores at the time.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bill, I know what they're called now. It's just that I've got some fucking old codgers on here, who still remember Wimpeys and BierKellers, where the only meal you could get was prawn cocktail and a steak and chips. And we thought that with a bottle of Mateus Rose or Blue Nun, was living the high life. Fuck me, can life have changed that much in 40 years.

Amusing Bunni said...

She's too fat, He's too Gay,
I wish they both would GO AWAY!

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