The EU has told Czech Republic to stop its controversial practice of trying to determine whether asylum seekers are gay by showing them blue movies to gauge their 'sexual arousal' levels.
Those subjected to what Czechs referred to as the 'porno exam' were men claiming asylum on the grounds they would be in danger in their homelands due to their sexuality.
If any of the applicants got aroused at the sight of men and women having sex they were automatically denied asylum rights.
If they were aroused during 'straight' porn, like the work of Jenna Jameson, they were automatically denied asylum rights
A Prague interior minister spokesman said the tests had been valuable in determining whether men were really gay or not but the EU said they were clearly a breach of the human rights charter of the bloc.
The men were shown both 'straight' and gay porno films by Czech officials. Sensors were attached to the private parts, linked up to a computer, to test whether they were stimulated or not.
Trust the EU to get rid of a brilliant idea. There you are, arriving in a foreign country and as soon as you get off the plane they give you a plastic cup, a tissue and let you watch porn films. You must be thinking to yourself in Swahili, what a great place this is, until you get a swatch at the first white woman's fanny you've seen and before you know where you are, you're back where you came from. Now that's what I call, good ideas in motion.