The EU has told Czech Republic to stop its controversial practice of trying to determine whether asylum seekers are gay by showing them blue movies to gauge their 'sexual arousal' levels.
Those subjected to what Czechs referred to as the 'porno exam' were men claiming asylum on the grounds they would be in danger in their homelands due to their sexuality.
If any of the applicants got aroused at the sight of men and women having sex they were automatically denied asylum rights.
If they were aroused during 'straight' porn, like the work of Jenna Jameson, they were automatically denied asylum rights
A Prague interior minister spokesman said the tests had been valuable in determining whether men were really gay or not but the EU said they were clearly a breach of the human rights charter of the bloc.
The men were shown both 'straight' and gay porno films by Czech officials. Sensors were attached to the private parts, linked up to a computer, to test whether they were stimulated or not.
Trust the EU to get rid of a brilliant idea. There you are, arriving in a foreign country and as soon as you get off the plane they give you a plastic cup, a tissue and let you watch porn films. You must be thinking to yourself in Swahili, what a great place this is, until you get a swatch at the first white woman's fanny you've seen and before you know where you are, you're back where you came from. Now that's what I call, good ideas in motion.
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That is quality, Brussels is only pissed off because the Czechs didn't employ a team of 50 eurocrats with a working budget of 10 million Euros to study the impact of porn on ethnic groups.
Huhnest Man, yes, that did strike me as well. What happens if you're bi-sexual? Could be a bit of a dilemma, not getting a stiffy at the sight of a woman's fanny!
Antonio, I think it's a brilliant idea. Not too sure about getting my bollox wired up though. But for fuck's sake, getting your Nat King Cole, even if you had to choke the chicken, five minutes after getting off the plane from the Congo. How good is that?
Antonio, I think I could find that quite stimulating.
Sorry DL but 20 year olds and schoolboys don't do it for me, now Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz in a nuns outfit...
Budders, just kidding, FFS :) Who's Salma Hayek, I'll look her up!
@toni I read that, along with most of Tom Sharps stuff; don't suppose that he is very welcome by the Islington glitteratri these days though, at the time, he was thought of as rather cutting edge and contrary.
DL, in a kinda Freudian moment I thought you had said a "Prague Interior Designer..." which would have given the game away, no?
Banned, yes Tom Sharps was funny in his day. What was that one with the gardener. Mind you, if I was a hoofter, I think old Jenna would give me twinge, even if I just wanted to stick it up her arse!
I understand some potential immigrants voluntarily took the test 1/2 a dozen times.
Publes, welcome to the blog. Yes, a very strange tale or should that be 'tail'. Mind you after seeing that Jenna's fake tits for 3 or 4 hours, I think I might turn poofy myself!
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