Saturday, 23 October 2010

THAT BASTARD TOMMY SHERIDAN SHAGGED MY GOAT!

Tommy Sheridan and Gail Healey, as she then was, were at school together but married in 2000
The orange WHOREMASTER and his WHORE!


What a week it has been in the High Court in Glasgow.
Three-in-a-bed sex, one woman and four men in a side room off a swingers' bar, three women and six men in a nearby house, not to mention a walk through the snow to a tanning parlour. Tommy Sheridan – one of Scotland's most controversial politicians and CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST – and his wife Gail are accused of perjury during a 2006 libel case and the results have veered between farce and high drama.
Now the MOET MARXIST, Sheridan, has been accused of shagging a goat in Ireland belonging to a Mr Paddy McGinty.  "Sure now, is there anything safe from this Whoremaster", says Mr McGinty.
"The fucker was driving through Limerick on his way to Cork, when he saw my goat stood standing there, himself, in a field and the dirty bastard had to get out of his car and fecking shag it, and him there with his trollop sitting in the car faffing with her nails, to be sure", an obviously enraged Mr McGinty told the court yesterday, adding "and him with that big, orange cock too, he's fair spoilt Ginny, (the goat's name), from getting a shagging from an IRISHman, to be sure now, she's got a fanny the size of the MERSEY TUNNEL"!

The trial continues next week, when the prosecution hope to call a sheep called Sandra, from Inverness.

10 comments:

McGonagall said...

Is there no limit to this man's depravity? Is nothing sacred? Poor Ginny - she'll need counseling for sure.

Dark Lochnagar said...

McGonners, these 'champagne Socialist' will stop at nothing to get their sex kicks. I believe Pat Kane is shagging Krusty Wok!

bugsbunny said...

DL you forgot to put the word allegedly into that paragraph, or his Lawyer will be on your case. lol. And I think Pat, (or indeed anybody), would prefer a goat to "Krusty Wok", any day of the week.

Stephen.

potential SSP member - it's fun lol said...

Fuck me Tommy's life sounds fun. Swingers clubs, heavy drinking and danish pumping and now goat shagging ( allegedly). He'll be on Krusty Wanks couch confessing to bumming Pat Kane next !

Good trial news here...

http://sheridantrial.blogspot.com/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugsy, I'm looking forward to someone's lawyer coming for me, it will be my 5 minutes of fame!Mind you between Krust Wok and a goat, one of them would be smelling of shite, but the goat would probably be all right though.

Dark Lochnagar said...

SSPee er, Yes what fun in the people's party. The only consolation is that the twat Sheridan will never be able to hold his head high again in Scottish Politics, not that I have anything against his party because I think you need checks and balances in a good democratic system. I can state here quite categorically that Past Karine has never to the best of my knowledge or yours, you naughty lad, shagged Tommy Sheridan and neither did he shag a goat in Ireland. I made that story up to elicit a humorous response from my blog readers and at no time did I mean to offend Mr Sheridan or his lawyers, mind you he's sacked them, but you know what I mean!

Clarinda said...

It's not Sandra DL, but Senga from Struie that had the wool pulled over her eyes.

UKIPer said...

Good points DL. I'd miss Tommy if he left the political scene. I'd rather drink with him than get pissed up with a total wank from the SNP/Tory/LibSlime/Green etc party.
Good song here to get you in the mood for throwing Eck etc into the Clyde..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcSsmHOrQG0&feature=related

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, well I know one thing, it wouldn't be his wife. What a hard case she is. She could chisel mountains with her face.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ukipper, thanks I needed that. I always preferred Scotland the Brave to the dirge that is Flower of Scotland. I would like Scots whae hae, put to a faster tune.