|The orange WHOREMASTER and his WHORE!|
What a week it has been in the High Court in Glasgow.
Three-in-a-bed sex, one woman and four men in a side room off a swingers' bar, three women and six men in a nearby house, not to mention a walk through the snow to a tanning parlour. Tommy Sheridan – one of Scotland's most controversial politicians and CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST – and his wife Gail are accused of perjury during a 2006 libel case and the results have veered between farce and high drama.
Now the MOET MARXIST, Sheridan, has been accused of shagging a goat in Ireland belonging to a Mr Paddy McGinty. "Sure now, is there anything safe from this Whoremaster", says Mr McGinty.
"The fucker was driving through Limerick on his way to Cork, when he saw my goat stood standing there, himself, in a field and the dirty bastard had to get out of his car and fecking shag it, and him there with his trollop sitting in the car faffing with her nails, to be sure", an obviously enraged Mr McGinty told the court yesterday, adding "and him with that big, orange cock too, he's fair spoilt Ginny, (the goat's name), from getting a shagging from an IRISHman, to be sure now, she's got a fanny the size of the MERSEY TUNNEL"!
The trial continues next week, when the prosecution hope to call a sheep called Sandra, from Inverness.