He is an idle, pea-brained glutton with a permanent craving for doughnuts and Duff beer, but Homer Simpson has been declared a true Catholic by the Vatican's official newspaper.
The Orange Order in Scotland have been swamped with calls from Orangemen from all over Scotland, all asking the same question. Can Homer be a 'Tim'?
The Grand Master has tonight allayed some of his organisation's fears by issuing a statement. "Homer Simpson has been accused of being a Fenian, by that fucker of Rome. Let me assure the membership that Simpson has never 'kicked with his left foot, has never been seen blessing himself and has never worn a Celtic strip. Apart from that, he's practically Orange. We feel however, that there might be some Caribbean blood there due to the size of his lips, but as a antonym to that, they are all obviously in the KKK due to the shapes of their heads, which would fit neatly under the KKK uniform hood".
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"Doh!"
Stanners, Dohnut!
Everyone knows that Family Guy is the Tim .
American Dad is an Episcopalian and The Simpsons are non-defined Protestants (non-Episcopalian ) , except for the episode where Bart and Homer nearly convert to Romish idolatry .
You've clearly not been paying attention , DL .
Oli, you may find this strange, but I have never watched it, and I mean never. I think at the start I thought it was something for weans and I just never got into it. I am though quite selective in what US TV I watch, never seen friends and that thing with Kelsley Grammar about the Physcologist also passed me by. I do enjoy though Law and Order etc, so maybe it's just American humour, I don't like.
Don't like American humor? Obviously you haven't seen this. This clip pretty much captures the true American spirit of defiance. I'm pretty sure Cartman is protestant. Probably a back-row Baptist. His teacher is probably Catholic - being gay and all. And now for your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le1VCtnOgrw&feature=related
DL you would really like the longer version where Cartman rags his Jew friend. Anyway, enjoy.
Linkers, not bad, but a 'fucking' would have added to it! Send me a link for the Jewish ragging bit.
The Orange Order in Scotland have been flooded with calls from Orangemen in Scotland, all asking the same question. Maybe 'Tim' a Homer? The Grand Master has dissipated this evening some of the fears of his organization by issuing a statement. "Homer Simpson was accused of being a Fenian, for that bastard Rome. I want to assure members that Simpson never" kick with his left foot, has never been seen crossing himself and has never used a Celtic band. Otherwise, it's almost orange. However, we believe that there may be a little blood in the Caribbean because the size of their lips, but as an antonym of this All of them are obviously done in the Ku Klux Klan to the head shape, which fit perfectly KKK uniform in the hood.
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