Sunday, 31 October 2010


The European Commission has spent £124,000 on a five day conference for 200 homosexual, bisexual, transgender and "intersex" activists.

European Commission spent £124,000 on gay activists' conference
One of the many baffling sounding workshops was entitled: 'Gender and Sexuality in the Media: the problem is that there is no problem' 

As European leaders grapple with budget pressures, one arm of the European Union is continuing to party.
MPs described the conference as 'political correct drivel'.  A delegate told a D.L. reporter, "I'm neither Homosexual, Bisexual or a Ladyboy but I thought the 'Into sex' part sounded interesting, when the tickets came round the office, but it turned out to be 'Intersex' and to be honest with you although I've sat through 4 days of lectures, I still don't know what the fuck they're talking about.  Indeed after looking the fucking thing up on Wikipedia, I'm still not sure".

I used to enjoy, 'choking the chicken' quite a lot when I was younger.  I wonder if I can sue myself for abuse?

* 'choking the chicken' is a euphemism for wanking.


red headed individual said...

I'd shoot my muck up Harriets bum while she gobbled on Dromey's feeble wrinkly cock but I won't because it's against the ECHR. Typical PC nonsense. But I won't drop you in it DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ginger minger, actually Harriet has quite a nice bum for your fantasy, but in mine, that Dromey fucker's not there. Just Me, Harriet and Hazel Blears.

Anonymous said...

Until I have further evidence as to the provinence of "intersex" I am keeping my head well down Bro.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I believe that 'Bro' may have something to do with it. Scary!

banned said...

Since I was bemused about what the fuck sort of perversion "intersex" is and as a service to your loyal readers DL I bravely 'googled' intersex (so that's me on another of their fucking lists ) and came up with this

"Definition of Intersex
1. Noun. One having both male and female sexual characteristics and organs; at birth an unambiguous assignment of male or female cannot be made."

Hope that helps.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, er, no?